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posted 19 hours ago (by: skeletonflight)

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

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posted 20 hours ago (by: shessoprettywhenshelies)
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
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posted 20 hours ago (by: rachdgar7)
rachdgar7:

This is AMAZING.

rachdgar7:

This is AMAZING.

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posted 22 hours ago (by: bmklp)

bmklp:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

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posted 1 day ago (by: australian-government)
loathlylady:

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

John Green calling out the Australian Government on its lies

loathlylady:

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

John Green calling out the Australian Government on its lies

voldemortoutbitches:

He straight up refers to him as Lord Voldemort.

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YOU CAN CALL ME VOLDEMORT. WE’RE THERE. WE’VE REACHED THAT POINT.

QUIRRELMORT: IT’S CANON

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posted 1 day ago (by: gatitoambulante)

urbran:

somebody collected all of the best gifs on this website and put them together god bless this post

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posted 1 day ago (by: bellecs)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

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posted 1 day ago (by: davidfincherings)

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

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posted 1 day ago (by: 4gifs)

dekufox:

pennyisdreadful:

raideo:

lightsaurora:

MORE DADDY MORE

THROW ME AGAIN

I WANNA FLY DADDY

omg ;v;

That last one that cat is like “Whoa, I think that’s a record.”

this is adorable

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posted 1 day ago (by: apenguinenthusiast)

edwardspoonhands:

effyeahnerdfighters:

apenguinenthusiast:

It’s just weird listening to it… go ahead, do it.

Old school, yo.

True Story…I literally searched for “brothers” on limewire and downloaded like fifty songs…then picked this one.

LIMEWIRE!

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posted 1 day ago (by: mslny)
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posted 1 day ago (by: tyrotoxisms)
lunafreakinglovegood:

accioronaldweasley:

#look at that box of cheeri owls on the ravenclaw table
Just reblogging for the Cheeri Owls.

 YES
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posted 1 day ago (by: raubbenhood)

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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posted 1 day ago (by: uhohohno)

uhohohno:

uhohohno:

Hey, guys! I’m finally making these book bags again! I’ve been selling locally for a while, but, lately, I’ve been toying with the idea of shipping internationally. Would you buy this for yourself or as a gift?

Hello again! Because we are launching in a couple of weeks, I will be reblogging this a couple of times a week since I’m kind of doing a poll and I literally have no idea when any of you are online. Haha.